Goofy

Overview

Goofy is one of the most dangerous people alive. He currently resides in a maximum security prison on Planet Ronok which is essentially one big concentration camp for psychopaths.

Criminal Record

Goofy has murdered between 700 and 10,000 people throughout several galaxies. Most of them were children. Each time he would say "Ill fuckin do it again." and claim that the demons told him to perform these acts. Eventually, after blowing up several schools inter-galatic police forces apprehended him and even with one of the best lawyers around hired by Mickey, was sentenced to 3000 life sentences.

The Trial

When finally caught, Goofy was assigned the best lawyer in the Asa Galaxy, Joe Rosenberg. Up to this point, Rosenberg had never lost a case even managing to get Bill Cosby out of prison and get Adolf Hitler off with the government paying him reparations. Goofy however proved to be almost on Biggie K levels of autism and started screaming "Murder!" in the middle of court and claiming he was guilty. Rosenberg tried to talk him down but it was a fruitless effort. Trying to reason with Goofy, he told him that Mickey put Rosenberg on this case because he cared about him. Goofy replied by saying "I'll fuckin do it again." Rosenberg tried to claim Goofy was insane but Goofy countered the claim by saying "Nope." Goofy was sentenced to 3000 life sentences.